// vlozeni hlasky
quote_pocet=60;
function insert_quote(num)
{
if ((num<1)||(num>quote_pocet)) {num=Math.floor(Math.random()*quote_pocet+1);}
if (num==1)
{
document.writeln('The Gauntlet
Salmoneus: "An army, such as yours, with such as beautiful leader like you - you need publicity. Public relations!"
Xena (zamračená): "I prefer my relations to be private!"');
}
if (num==2)
{
document.writeln('Sins Of The Past
Xena: "You know, where I'm headed there'll be trouble."
Gabrielle: "I know."
Xena: "Then why would you want to go into that with me?"
Gabrielle: "That's what friends are for."');
}
if (num==3)
{
document.writeln('For Him The Bell Tolls
Gabrielle: "So you're going to let an innocent man die?"
Aphrodite: "Oh, come on, no one's really innocent. Well, maybe you."');
}
if (num==4)
{
document.writeln('Oblíbené epizody Stevena L. Searse jsou Prometheus a Dreamworker.');
}
if (num==5)
{
document.writeln('Warrior...Princess
Diana: "Tell me what to do to be a convincing Xena."
Gabrielle: "Well, for starters, stop crying."');
}
if (num==6)
{
document.writeln('Největší castingový úspěch Diany Rowan bylo objevení jedenáctileté Anny Paquin, která získala Oscara za Piáno.');
}
if (num==7)
{
document.writeln('Robert Gillies vytvořil své první kulisy pro novozélandskou rockovou skupinu Split Enz, ve které také hrál na saxofon i trubku.');
}
if (num==8)
{
document.writeln('Producenti si původně představovali Xenu jako blondýnku, ale Lucy Lawless navrhla, že si místo toho obarví své vlasy na černo. Za svou inspiraci si vzala argentinskou tenistku Gabrielu Sabatini, která, jak Lucy poznamenala, "vypadá jako princezna bojovnice."');
}
if (num==9)
{
document.writeln('Auto, kterým přijíždí Lucy Lawless v úvodní scéně The Xena Scrolls, je autentický Lincoln z roku 1940.');
}
if (num==10)
{
document.writeln('Chariots Of War
Gabrielle: "I'm looking for my best friend. Maybe you've seen her? Six feet tall, dark hair, lots of leather, fights like the Harpies in a bad mood? Her name's Xena."');
}
if (num==11)
{
document.writeln('The Black Wolf
Diomedes: "You embroider (vyšíváš)?"
Xena: "I have many skills."');
}
if (num==12)
{
document.writeln('The Greater Good
Xena: "I wish the two of you would just get along."
Gabrielle: "It's not like we're in constant war or anything. Argo doesn't like me."
Xena (probírá Argo hřívu): "Sometimes you have to have patience with things that annoy you."
Gabrielle: "I never said she annoyed me."
Xena: "I wasn't talking to you."');
}
if (num==13)
{
document.writeln('The Black Wolf
Xena (mluví o Gabriele): "She's my friend."
Salmoneus: "She's your friend? You have a friend?"');
}
if (num==14)
{
document.writeln('Sins Of The Past
Xena: (po poražení kyklopa): "You know, you should find a different line of work."
Kyklop: "Well, like what? I'm a blind Cyclops, for crying out loud!"');
}
if (num==15)
{
document.writeln('Hooves & Harlots
Terreis: "The world of Amazon is based on truth. On a woman's individual strength!"
Gabrielle: "I'm all for that. I've always considered myself as a single-minded person. Of course, if I got married, I'd have to ask my husband if that would be O.K."
(Terreis na ni civí)
Gabrielle: "That was a joke!"');
}
if (num==16)
{
document.writeln('Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts
Gabrielle (upřeně hledí na obrovského trojského koně): "Do you want to go back for the Horse? It's bound to be a collector's item."
Xena: "Only if you're gonna pull it."');
}
if (num==17)
{
document.writeln('Here She Comes... Miss Amphipolis
Salmoneus (mluví o přestrojené Xeně): "A country girl at heart, Miss Amphipolis enjoys the simple things in life: weaving tapestries, making candles, and doing volunteer work with her local Hestian Virgins."');
}
if (num==18)
{
document.writeln('Zvuky v Xeně pocházejí často z nezvyklých zdrojů. Pro rychle letícího ptáka v epizodě Prometheus použili technici zvuk letounu F-16.');
}
if (num==19)
{
document.writeln('Nejoblíbenější epizody Lucy Lawless jsou Is There A Doctor In The House? a Warrior... Princess... Tramp.');
}
if (num==20)
{
document.writeln('Hooves & Harlots
Gabrielle (ke Xeně): "You know, I just thought of something! You're a Warrior Princess and I'm an Amazon Princess! That's going to make such a great story!"');
}
if (num==21)
{
document.writeln('Callisto
Joxer: "Joxer the Mighty at your service ... I'm fierce and I have a lust for blood ... My nickname is Bloody Joxer."
Xena: "If you like the sight of blood so much, keep talking."');
}
if (num==22)
{
document.writeln('For Him The Bell Tolls
Joxer (ke Gabriele): "I know nothing of this bumbling idiot of whom you speak. I'm the one and only Joxer."');
}
if (num==23)
{
document.writeln('A Necessary Evil
Callisto: "Scarred by fire, entombed for eternity ... You'll forgive me if I'm not exactly at my peak."');
}
if (num==24)
{
document.writeln('The Reckoning
Ares (ke Xeně): "Your destiny is to rule the world - with me."');
}
if (num==25)
{
document.writeln('Hooves & Harlots
Gabrielle: "I wanted to read philosophy and learn history and science ... But they didn't consider me a normal girl."');
}
if (num==26)
{
document.writeln('Prometheus
Gabrielle: "So do you think Iolaos is still in love with you?"
Xena: "His love turned to hate for a while. I'm not sure how he feels about me now."
Gabrielle: "What about Hercules?"
Xena: "What about him?"
Gabrielle: "You're not much for girl talk, are you? Of course, you're not like most girls."');
}
if (num==27)
{
document.writeln('Ties That Bind
Xena: "Gabrielle, I want you to understand something. We both have families we were born into. But sometimes families change and we have to build our own. For me, friendship binds us closer than blood ever could."');
}
if (num==28)
{
document.writeln('Lucy Lawless a Eric Thompson, který hraje Háda, spolu poprvé pracovali před několika lety, když představovali rodiče kluka jménem Stanley v sérii inzerátů pro Auckland National Savings Bank.');
}
if (num==29)
{
document.writeln('Sins Of The Past
Draco: "Xena, celebrate your dark side, don't run away from it."');
}
if (num==30)
{
document.writeln('Sins Of The Past
Gabrielle: " She'd never let a man get close enough to do her, at least not that kind of do her. But, a young innocent looking girl like me, I'll catch her totally off guard. Cut her evil throat and hack off her Cyclops blinding hand.');
}
if (num==31)
{
document.writeln('Chariots Of War
Darius: "I never done this before."
Xena: "Its all right, I have."');
}
if (num==32)
{
document.writeln('Chariots Of War
Gabrielle: "I'm looking for my boyfriend. Big, strong, jealous type ... there he is now, resting. After polishing his giant, lethal, sword collection."');
}
if (num==33)
{
document.writeln('Chariots Of War
(Xena vede Argo a Gabriela jde vedle ní)
Gabrielle: "Did you want me to drive?"
Xena: "Not on your life, not on my life."
Gabrielle: "Yeah."
Xena: "You sure you don't want a ride?"
Gabrielle: "Not until they make those things closer to the ground."');
}
if (num==34)
{
document.writeln('Chariots Of War
Xena: "Jump!"
Gabrielle: "Are you crazy?"
Xena: "Jump!"
Gabrielle: "If I die, I'm never talking to you again."
Xena: "Jump, Gabrielle, come on."
(Gabriela se sveze z Argo do vozu)
Xena: "You call that a jump?"
Gabrielle: "No, it was a frantic leap."');
}
if (num==35)
{
document.writeln('Dreamworker
Alcton: "In a dream vision, I saw a warrior who could travel the dream passage and defeat Morpheus. You must be the one. A woman with a dark past, strong and brave."
Xena: "I'm the one."');
}
if (num==36)
{
document.writeln('The Price
Gabrielle: "Who are you, Xena? What happened to the Xena that I know?"
Xena: "That Xena can't help us now. If losing her is the price for saving us all, I'll pay it. It's just a part of me I didn't think I'd need anymore."');
}
if (num==37)
{
document.writeln('Dreamworker
Gabrielle: "You think you're man enough to test my blade? Do you? Your type are all cowards! I've met and defeated tens of hundreds of your type! So, come on. Make your move. Or, are you waiting for me to make the first move? First mistake? Well, that's your first mistake, waiting for my mistake! 'Cause I don't make mistakes! Hah! (zatne meč do pařezu) Huh! Let that be a lesson to you."
Xena: "Are you finished with my sword?" (vytahuje meč z pařezu)
Gabrielle: "Don't do that!"
Xena: "This is not a plaything."
Gabrielle: "I said I'd get some wood. I didn't say how I was going to get it."
Xena: "You're lucky the tree was unarmed. You could've been hurt."');
}
if (num==38)
{
document.writeln('Dreamworker
Gothos: "Nice day, isn't it?"
Xena: "That depends on you. What do you want?"
Gothos: "Oh, we're but poor men trying to scrape an existence in this evil world. Every now and then we ask for a little something from travelers - like your horse, your gold, or any jewelry you might be carrying. And I think I'll have that fancy sword of yours, too. Now - all things considered, I think a surrender would be a good start."
Xena: "I accept. Gabrielle, take their weapons."');
}
if (num==39)
{
document.writeln('Dreamworker
Kovář: "Looking to replace your arms? Lose your weapon of choice in a battle, did you?"
Gabrielle: "Yeah, right! (zasměje se) Big battle."
Kovář: "You don't look like a fighter. Sure - that's your strength. Like the beautiful seed hidden in an eagle's dung."
Gabrielle: "Nice image - Mmm."');
}
if (num==40)
{
document.writeln('Cradle Of Hope
Nemos: "Surrender now, and I'll spare your life."
Xena: "I was about to say the same to you."');
}
if (num==41)
{
document.writeln('Cradle Of Hope
Nemos: "Hah, hah! You should have killed me when you had the chance. Any warrior would have done that."
Xena: "What makes you think I'm not going to?"');
}
if (num==42)
{
document.writeln('The Titans
Gabrielle: "This is Xena! She's my best friend!"
Crias: "We honor all friends of the virgin goddess."
Gabrille: "You know - I'd-- I'd rather you not tell everybody I'm a virgin - it's kind of personal - You know what I mean?"
Crias: "Whatever you say, oh sacred one."');
}
if (num==43)
{
document.writeln('The Titans
Gabrielle: "Xena, Phyleus has something to tell you. He figured this out while we were working. He's so brilliant!"
Phyleus: "I couln't have done it without you, Gabrielle."
Gabrielle: "Oh, don't be silly; I didn't help that much."
Phyleus: "No, you supplied the inspiration!"
Xena: "All right!!! Let's hear it."');
}
if (num==44)
{
document.writeln('Prometheus
Iolaos: "I wanna know if you've seen a friend of mine. He's - uh - tall, broad shoulders, big arms, very handsome -"
Falafel: "Hercules - I haven't seen him, but I have the cradle he was nursed in."');
}
if (num==45)
{
document.writeln('Prometheus
Gabrielle: "How did you find out about these caves, Hercules?"
Hercules: "I came here a long time ago with my father."
Gabrielle: "Your father, Zeus - the king of the gods, the maker of all creations?"
Hercules: "Yeah."
Gabrielle: "Huh (ke Xeně) He's about as talkative as you are."
Xena: "Yep."
Gabrille: (k Iolaovi) "Actually, you know, I feel much more comfortable around a normal guy like you - I meant that as a compliment."
Iolaos: "Thanks."');
}
if (num==46)
{
document.writeln('Prometheus
Gabrielle: "Once, a long, long time ago, all people had four legs and two heads. And then the gods threw down thunderbolts, and split everyone into two. Each half then had two legs and one head. But the separation left both sides with a desperate yearning to be reunited. Because they each shared the same soul. And ever since then, all people spend their lives searching for the other half of their soul."');
}
if (num==47)
{
document.writeln('Death In Chains
Xena: "Hades."
Hades: "God of the underworld - at your service."
Xena: "What do you want?"
Hades: "Hey, relax. I'm a big fan - though for a while, you were working us pretty hard down there."');
}
if (num==48)
{
document.writeln('Death In Chains
Talus: "There was once a young man, Lepidus. And he met the beautiful Io in Carthage. They fell madly in love. The gods - they grew jealous of their great love and condemned them to separate destinies - Lepidus to live only in the summer, and Io, only in the winter. Luckily, Aphrodite - she took pity on the lovers and thought of a way to reunite them. She turned Lepidus into snow, and Io into rain. So, in the winter, when snow falls, it's really Lepidus, blanketing his love, Io. And in the spring - well, the gentle rain - that's Io caressing Lepidus."');
}
if (num==49)
{
document.writeln('Death In Chains
Xena: "Some guys never give up."
Toxeus: "Like I said Xena, I don't take no for an answer."');
}
if (num==50)
{
document.writeln('Hooves & Harlots
Gabrille: "I want to read philosophy and learn about history and science. But they didn't consider me a normal girl."
Terreis: "Philosophy and history are among the first things taught to Amazon children."
Gabrielle: "Really?"
Terreis: "It is a man's world, Gabrielle - not because it should be, but, because we let them have it. It's based on a woman's weakness."
Gabrielle: "Yeah?"
Terreis: "The Amazon world is based on truth and a woman's individual strength."
Gabrielle: "Well, I'm all for that. I've always considered myself a single-minded person. Of course, if I got married I'd have to ask my husband if that was OK." (nechápavý pohled Terreis) "That was a joke."');
}
if (num==51)
{
document.writeln('Hooves & Harlots
Xena: "Something about me you find interesting?"
Ephiny: "Yes."
Xena: "Wanna tell me?"
Ephiny: "No."
Xena: "Then stop staring at me, before I take your eyes out."');
}
if (num==52)
{
document.writeln('Hooves & Harlots
Melosa: "... we've heard of you, Xena. To some of us, you're a hero. A true Amazon at the head of the mightiest army the world has known."');
}
if (num==53)
{
document.writeln('Hooves & Harlots
Gabrielle: "So are we going to talk about this right of caste thing?"
Melosa: "With her dying wish, Terreis bestowed all her rights and possessions to you - and her position."
Gabrille: "Wait. You mean, I'm an Amazon?"
Melosa: "Terreis was my true sister - the next in the royal line. You're an Amazon Princess."');
}
if (num==54)
{
document.writeln('Sins Of The Past
Draco: "Hector, I sent you to follow her so we'd know what she was doing; not to tell her what we're doing."');
}
if (num==55)
{
document.writeln('Hooves & Harlots
Gabrielle: "What kind of a person was she?"
Magdelus: "Terreis was an Amazon in the purest sense."
Eponin: "She would have made a good leader one day."
Magdelus: "And she didn't think that all men and centaurs were evil. Just misguided."
Gabrielle: "`It's a man's world. Not because it should be, but because we let them have it.` Yeah, I guess that's true."');
}
if (num==56)
{
document.writeln('Hooves & Harlots
Eponin: "Time to dance, Princess."
Gabrielle: "I'm really, really bad at this. No, no - I have two left feet, facing backwards. No, they wouldn't let me dance at the crop festival because I brought a bad harvest."');
}
if (num==57)
{
document.writeln('The Black Wolf
Salmoneus: "Ooh! Wait a minute. Those boots - that leather - those legs - Xena!"');
}
if (num==58)
{
document.writeln('The Black Wolf
Flora: "The times change people."
Xena: "And people change the times."');
}
if (num==59)
{
document.writeln('Hercules And The Amazon Women
(poté, co spolu strávili noc)
Lysia: "... feels like heaven ..."
Zeus: "Oh darling ... heaven was never like this ..."');
}
if (num==60)
{
document.writeln('Hercules And The Amazon Women
Zeus (mluví o Lysii): "I like a woman with a little fire in her eyes - but this one is all fire."');
}
}